Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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