Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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