I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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