she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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