She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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