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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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