I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
