Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I enjoy the company of your penis
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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