So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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