Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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