Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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