Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
