I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
