i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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