did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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