All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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