Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My penis needs a shock collar
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm really busy with my period
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