We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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