Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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