Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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