Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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