Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
God, I missed his penis.
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