what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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