Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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