Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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