your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Randomize