Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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