i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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