Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You almost got us killed.
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