i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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