What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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