Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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