I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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