I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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