he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Randomize
