We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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