My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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