Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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