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There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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