I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
