thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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