I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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