Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Quick, to the slutcave!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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