She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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