I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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