So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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