You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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