There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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