So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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