I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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