I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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