: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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