Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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