That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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