All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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