32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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