are you still at the devil's house?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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