Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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