I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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